Rhyme Of The Ancient Moron

I’m just sick
but I’ll keep going
sick and I think
it’s showing
no care for those
that don’t
no care for those
that won’t
take a moment
and calm right down
instead of thinking
they must don the crown
and stand upon a box
of soap
and act so compeltely
like a dope
and yelling
and pointing
and yelling
away
you hurt me
you hurt him
put you away
you’re evil
you’re bad
can’t you all see
I’ll bet I can’t find three
friends who wil share
this with me
and it means so much
and it’s so much drivel
and drivel
that means so much
makes me snivel
and snort
and feel pain in my tummy
these types of behavior
are the furthest from yummy
anger and rage
competing for wins
who can it be
when the bell rings again
there’s nothing to do
and even less to see
if you like it
just stick around
and you’ll see
there’s more and more and more
just like pee
after a night of drinking
a dozen and three
beers down your throat
cause you just can’t cope
with all the nonsense
and posing
it makes me want soap
and it makes me more
want to turn off
my tv and my facebook
and google
and everything free
to take a break from the sewer
of indignity
and escape from
perfection in morality
Oh god, oh bother
as pooh used to say
and I look at myself
and chuckle away
cause what would I do
without facebook for a day!